I'm so bored it's not even cool man. I'm so bored I'm using punctuation. How weird is that? Wow, I think I am going crazy. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh...I'm losing it...wait...I never had it...oh well. im gonna stop being weird now. ok so im watching alice and wonderland. it kinda makes me wanna get high and write a book. cuz i would never think of anything that cool not on drugs. omg they are at the part where the cards are painting the roses red. i have beat that part (and the whole thing) in kingdom hearts. its pretty cool with the big flowers and all that shit. its such a weird movie. wasn't the author of alice in wonderland a drugee. omg the rabbit just ran in and is introducing the queen of hearts and found the one rose that wasn't completely red. and now she is singing. which she quite frankly shouldn't do. lol. wow she is a cheater. i don't like the queen of hearts. now...because i said that she is gonna come after me in my sleep. have you ever noticed in disney movies how the bad characters are always ugly. like in cinderella the step mother and the step sisters or in sleeping beauty...evil lady in that. yeah i don't know her name...and then prince charming is really hott...(or so my girlfriend tells me) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...its really not that funny is it. no not really. ok so the king is really small in this movie. i would kill myself if i was that small compared to her... i mean i'm only a few inches taller than her but i'm still taller...and i would kill myself if she was that ugly. she isn't ugly at all. she is gorgeous.mmm...i love her......if the queen of hearts is the queen of hearts how come all the card soldiers aren't hearts. it doesn't make sense cuz she is only the queen of hearts you know not the queen of cards or the queen of spades or the queen of clubs or the queen of diamonds. SHE IS THE QUEEN OF FUCKING HEARTS. you know??? do you getwhat i am saying. and now i am watching some dumb ass dog show...i don' t like dog shows. none of the dogs are cool. i mean...who finds pleasure by running around on fake grass in a suit with their dog to try and win an award. if you want to run with your dog why don't you just go on a run with your dog around the block or something. there was just a "curly coated retriever" the dude was all like "they mixed some poodle genes to get what we call the curly coated retriever." THAT IS UNNATURAL. my girlfriend and her mom wanted to watch the dog show and im too lazy to move off the couch so i was like oh i'll watch too. and now they are talking about how cute the dogs are and i'm like wow they really arent that cute. my dog is totally cuter. ok the one that is on now is cute. he is some kind of retriever. i have a husky named fenway. after fenway park because the redsox rule. mmm...redsox...but the bruins are better. and if you don't know who the bruins are...i don't know what to say to you other than they are the boston hockey team. but for favorites im gonna have to go with the redwings or the senators. have you seen those dogs with the noses look like they were grown in a cup. they are ugly and now my gf is like laughing her head off becuase i am saying what i am writing out loud. and i have been doing that since she came in and then her mom just came in when my gf was freaking out about the "cute dogs" i have cute dogs....heehee i had to say that. the dog that is on now is really ugly...its soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny it looks like a drugee dog. i started laughing so loud. and hard. lol. it was boss.i just thought of a toatlly baller word. its bossome yeah like boss and awesome. how sweet is that. cocker spaniels look funny they look like mops. lol but very shiny mops. if i had a mop that shiny i would be sure as hell not to use it on my floor. i want a party colored cocker spaniel. oh i spelled it wrong... parti-colored. my b.WOW im bored. oh my god. my gf's cat just stepped on my nuts and he is so fat it hurt. she started laughing at me. :'( sniffle...haha jk it didn't hurt that bad but it hurt. so im gonna go now before things get too weird if ya know what i mean. jk lol. ok never mind i just though of something to talk about. ok so do you know what really bugs me? no you probably don't. it bugs me when people name their pets like people names...like dylan or stanley or lucy. argh it bugs me...OMG there is a dog with a fro. omg i want my dog to have a fro. oh no the dog show goes on FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im gonna kill myself. ok well im actually factually gonna leave now cuz i have to go pee sooooooooooo...yeah...oh so the only reason i chose flirty as my mood is because i wnat eyelashes like that...yeehaw i really do